thank goodness for tenure moment of the week

It struck me on my drive home that when a group of students asked what the word "sodomy" meant, I would have probably been much better off to just define it rather than encourage them to go home and look it up on the Internet.

(And I'm sure you're wondering why sodomy would come up in my class in the first place, but I refuse to offer an explanation. Your curiosity is amusing to me.)

Now go on and have a wonderful weekend. I demand it.