one more thing the great state of ohio can take pride in...

See Forbes' list of America's Drunkest cities here. Milwaukee's #1 (no surprise there), and 5 cities of the top 10 are located in the Midwest. My home state of Ohio did particularly well, with my birth city of Columbus (C-bus represent!) taking the #3 spot, Cleveland slurring its speech at #7 and Cincinnati crying in its barstool at #17. No Michigan cities made the top 20 (Detroit's #28), so I guess that means that although Michigan is more dangerous, moving away from Ohio has made alcoholism less likely in my future.

(drunkest cities link via A Special Way of Being Afraid)