Pat Robertson can leg-press 2,000 lbs. If you doubt this than you don't believe in the power of God or the his new age-defying protein shake that he invented himself. Clay Travis of CBS SportsLine is a doubting Thomas and claims that the leg-press weight lifting record of Florida is 1335 lbs and the guy who did it had capillaries in his eye burst. This is just a further testament to the power of the Pat Power Shake. It's age-defying, strength building and capillary protecting. I wonder if he was wearing black jeans when he accomplished this astonishing feat?
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I have no problem buying into the fact that Pat Robinson is a black-jeans wearing alien. No problem at all.
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