Friday, April 07, 2006
concerning jon bon jovi, wanted dead or alive for a spree of face rocking
Boy, this is funny, in part because I spent most of my twelve-year-old life singing Slippery When Wet with my eyes closed into a curling iron. How much do I love McSweeney's? Ever so much.

And if you should come in contact with Bon Jovi, do not look into his face. He will only rock it.


Blogger Steve said...

His house has an adjoining cybertronic-horse barn.

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