Wednesday, March 22, 2006
thank goodness for tenure moment of the week
I'm on a role today....

So, which was more inappropriate to say in class?:

1. In response to a male student complaining that the boys' bathrooms are always locked:
"Well, if you guys didn't always fling your poo around we wouldn't have to lock them."

or...

2. In response to a student who was defending steroids because they make you "buff":
"Yeah, but they shrink your testicles too. Or don't you mind that?"


2 Comments:

Blogger Kathleen said...

Ha ha! Sigh. I wish I had tenure. ;)

Blogger Mrs. White said...

Tis a beautiful thing, wifey.

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