an open letter to the person(s) in charge of determining gas prices

Dude, you’re killing me.

I spent nearly twenty dollars for five gallons of gas this morning. This is not okay.

Make. It. Cheaper. Or else!

XO,
Mrs. White



(What can I say? After the success of yesterday's open letter, I thought I might once again grossly oversimplify a complex situation for my own personal benefit. It’s worth a shot, right?)