(explanations provided when I felt like providing them)
- shave my head (I'm pretty sure it would simplify things tremendously, and I suspect my head is relatively lump-free.)
- sell my house, pack my bags and move to a big city with a more temperate climate
- get another tattoo (A triforce on my hand could quite possibly place me in the running for the biggest geek on the planet, would it not?)
- learn to shoot a gun
- tell administration what I honestly think (and actually sign my name to the letter this time...)
- punch someone in the face (but only someone who has done something positively despicable to deserve it, of course)
- wrestle an alligator
- attempt to live amongst wild grizzly bears, chimps, and/or orangutan
- master the fine art of the nunchuck
- vacation in India
- quit my job, dye my hair pink and form a synth-pop duo (care to join me?)
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2 Comments:
NO - head too big.
Yes!! - most often fantasize about Seattle.
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Why not?
Yes, please!
And yes. We'd make a lovely synth-pop duo. But I'd probably go for blue hair.
Whoops. Left out punching someone in the face. Count that as a yes.
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