apparently I go away for a media-less weekend and the whole world goes mad. Case in point:
North Korea decides to use America's Independence Day to test their missile launching range,
Ben Wallace jumps ship and leaves the Pistons for the Chicago Bulls,
some crazy Slovakian breaks into a 75-year-old man's house in Britian and bites his finger off Hannibal Lector-style while he sleeps,
and the kicker...
Lindsay Lohan mysteriously got her boobs back.
Life was so much simpler when I was reading Star Magazine on Duck Lake. Oh, to be able to return to that simpler time...
North Korea decides to use America's Independence Day to test their missile launching range,
Ben Wallace jumps ship and leaves the Pistons for the Chicago Bulls,
some crazy Slovakian breaks into a 75-year-old man's house in Britian and bites his finger off Hannibal Lector-style while he sleeps,
and the kicker...
Lindsay Lohan mysteriously got her boobs back.
Life was so much simpler when I was reading Star Magazine on Duck Lake. Oh, to be able to return to that simpler time...
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