I must admit, what with McCain gaining in the polls and Obama selecting the often painfully verbose Biden for VP* I was starting to get a little worried about what November may bring.
But then I saw this, and *poof!* all better!

Go ahead and scoff, but as it says right there in black and white, "He's picked every election winner since 1980." And since we all know the press don't lie, I think this is cause to kick back and stop stressing. A highly advanced space alien says so.
*Not that I'm necessarily anti-Biden, mind you. It's just that dude has a rich history of saying some truly messed-up stuff. Yikes!
But then I saw this, and *poof!* all better!

Go ahead and scoff, but as it says right there in black and white, "He's picked every election winner since 1980." And since we all know the press don't lie, I think this is cause to kick back and stop stressing. A highly advanced space alien says so.
*Not that I'm necessarily anti-Biden, mind you. It's just that dude has a rich history of saying some truly messed-up stuff. Yikes!
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