(Conversation gathered while standing in line for the u-scan machines which are located next to a large rack of various gossip magazines, nearly all of which are sporting various pictures of various celebrities doing a wide variety of various, stupid things.)
"Mommy? Why did she shave her head?"
"Who, Britney Spears?"
"Yeah. Why'd she do it, mommy?"
"Because, honey, she's crazy."
(short pause) "Like Uncle Jimmy?"
(longer pause) "Um..sort of baby. But Uncle Jimmy can't help it. Remember how we talked about that?"
"Mommy? Why did she shave her head?"
"Who, Britney Spears?"
"Yeah. Why'd she do it, mommy?"
"Because, honey, she's crazy."
(short pause) "Like Uncle Jimmy?"
(longer pause) "Um..sort of baby. But Uncle Jimmy can't help it. Remember how we talked about that?"
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