one of my students on the subject of...

growing up Presbyterian:

Being Presbyterian can be summed up in one word: "Eh."  Sin? Eh. Do whatever you want. Instead of wine and Christ chips we get juice and bread, we sit and listen nicely to the pastor for a bit, and if we get bored there's always donuts in the back. Take 'em whenever you're ready.

(So there's your dose of sacrilege for the day. Don't say I never get you anything.)