Tomorrow I get to spend my day proctoring the ACT, and during that time I'm basically forbidden from enjoying the following activities:
*Eating
*Drinking
*Writing
*Reading
*Saying anything unscripted
*Sitting
*Going to the bathroom
*Engaging in any type of technology more sophisticated than a pencil
And if I DO indulge in any of these activities I will be thrown in...
(dramatic pause)
...ACT JAIL!!!!
I'm not sure what exactly ACT jail entails, but I'm fairly certain it will place me knee-deep in number 2 pencils and bubble sheets, and I will be forced to take math tests for hours on end without the aid of a calculator.
Boy oh boy I sure do hope I don't go to ACT jail. But should I be done in by my weak bladder and/or my inability to make off-the-cuff "humorous," snide comments and I find myself in...
(dramatic pause)
...ACT JAIL!!!... you'd visit, right? Preferably bringing gifts of cakes baked with erasers hidden inside? Right?!?
*Eating
*Drinking
*Writing
*Reading
*Saying anything unscripted
*Sitting
*Going to the bathroom
*Engaging in any type of technology more sophisticated than a pencil
And if I DO indulge in any of these activities I will be thrown in...
(dramatic pause)
...ACT JAIL!!!!
I'm not sure what exactly ACT jail entails, but I'm fairly certain it will place me knee-deep in number 2 pencils and bubble sheets, and I will be forced to take math tests for hours on end without the aid of a calculator.
Boy oh boy I sure do hope I don't go to ACT jail. But should I be done in by my weak bladder and/or my inability to make off-the-cuff "humorous," snide comments and I find myself in...
(dramatic pause)
...ACT JAIL!!!... you'd visit, right? Preferably bringing gifts of cakes baked with erasers hidden inside? Right?!?
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