into the wild

In just a few hours I'll be heading off to celebrate our great country's independence as patriotically as I know how - by spending four days in the "wilderness" holed up in a musty cabin, enjoying minimal technology, preparing my meals over an open flame, and hydrating myself on a river of beer and dubious coffee.

Why?

Because I love America. That's why. USA! USA!



Hope you have a happy 4th, and enjoy your sparklers responsibly.